It's been a long day. Had dinner at a nice place here in Capernaum. Turned some water into wine. Peter loves it when I do that.
Spent the afternoon talking to some people on the side of a hill. Really, all I wanted to say was that everything you ever need or know is right inside of you and that the Love of God is all there is, unconditionally and forever, but they kept saying, "More! More!" I ran out of ideas, honestly. Thank God James had that scroll with all the old quotes on it. I think he got it from a trader who threw it in with some goat's milk. That's a good way to do business.
All in all, it was a good talk, but the turnout could've been better. There were maybe two dozen people. Hardly worth the time, really, but Matthew says it's not a problem because he can inflate the numbers later and no one will know the difference. I don't think it matters, but he can do what he likes.
Okay, I know you readers out there are here for my Peace 'n Love message, so here it is:
I am the son of God, and you are the son or daughter of God. God loves you, because you are part of God. So love one another the way God loves you. Forgive one another. Salvation is for everyone, not just a few.
And party on! I'm gonna go out dancing with Magdalene and have some wine. You should enjoy yourselves, too.
Peace and love,
Yeshua Ben-Joseph
Previous Comments:
Simon: WTF? Come on, Rabbi, I thought we agreed I could edit these things before you post them. You shouldn't post stuff about your personal life. It really messes with our marketing.
John: Don't be such a Zealot, Simon.
Simon: Don't be such a dick, John.
John: Now who needs to be edited?
Matthew: You tell it your way, and I'll tell it my way.
Monychangrrr: hey, want to sell advertising space on this blog? great deals!
Phar-i-C: This is such crap!!!
JudasI: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!
Phar-i-C: @JudasI yeah, I got your number.
Publius Severus: What's all this, then?
Thomas: @Publius we're just having a theological discussion. Oh, shoot, I must have dropped some denarii BY THE FOUNTAIN downtown...
Yeshua: Can't we all just get along?
MaryM: Come on, honey, all the good appetizers will be gone by the time we get there.
Yeshua: @MaryM: Gotcha covered. Do you like fish?
Alter: Can someone send me the link to the sweater blog? alter@nazareth.net Thanks in advance.
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Zusa: Would anyone like to start a discussion group about the Rabbi's sayings? Can I get his autograph? He's so dreamy.
